Comments on: Gym Exposure: A National Epidemic http://www.head-trip.org/?p=19 Mon, 30 Aug 2010 20:14:16 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Jere Giannelli http://www.head-trip.org/?p=19&cpage=1#comment-529 Jere Giannelli Wed, 04 Aug 2010 04:39:36 +0000 http://www.head-trip.org/?p=19#comment-529 Got a few complications browsing the web page in Chrome using the Mac pc, but I still liked the web page! Got a few complications browsing the web page in Chrome using the Mac pc, but I still liked the web page!

]]> By: Bruce http://www.head-trip.org/?p=19&cpage=1#comment-511 Bruce Wed, 19 May 2010 15:44:06 +0000 http://www.head-trip.org/?p=19#comment-511 THE BRO CODE If you're a female reading this, it's all a joke. There isn't really a Bro Code, it's all fiction. ARTICLE 6 A Bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of other Bros in a gym locker room. Corollary: If a Bro gets naked in the locker room, all other Bros shall pretend that nothing out of the ordinary is happening while, at the same time, immediately averting their eyes. When i doubt, remember the old adage: "If a towel drops to the floor, so should your eyes." ARTICLE 27 A Bro never removes his shirt in front of other Bros, unless at a resort pool or the beach. Corollary: A Bro with a coat of fur on his back keeps that thing covered at all times, even at a resort pool or the beach. Sorry, Bro. Now you may be thinking these rules don't apply because they are old guys and not Bros. Please refer to Article 60, somewhat loosely. ARTICLE 60 A Bro shall honor thy father and mother, for they were once a Bro and a chick. However, a Bro never thinks of them in that capacity. P.S. There really is a Bro Code. This is down here because we know men are smarter than women and won't read all the way to the bottom. I lied above to uphold Article 4: A Bro never divulges the existence of the Bro Code to a woman. It is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason ... no, not even that reason. THE BRO CODE
If you’re a female reading this, it’s all a joke. There isn’t really a Bro Code, it’s all fiction.

ARTICLE 6
A Bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of other Bros in a gym locker room. Corollary: If a Bro gets naked in the locker room, all other Bros shall pretend that nothing out of the ordinary is happening while, at the same time, immediately averting their eyes. When i doubt, remember the old adage: “If a towel drops to the floor, so should your eyes.”

ARTICLE 27
A Bro never removes his shirt in front of other Bros, unless at a resort pool or the beach. Corollary: A Bro with a coat of fur on his back keeps that thing covered at all times, even at a resort pool or the beach. Sorry, Bro.

Now you may be thinking these rules don’t apply because they are old guys and not Bros. Please refer to Article 60, somewhat loosely.

ARTICLE 60
A Bro shall honor thy father and mother, for they were once a Bro and a chick. However, a Bro never thinks of them in that capacity.

P.S. There really is a Bro Code. This is down here because we know men are smarter than women and won’t read all the way to the bottom. I lied above to uphold Article 4: A Bro never divulges the existence of the Bro Code to a woman. It is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason … no, not even that reason.

]]> By: John http://www.head-trip.org/?p=19&cpage=1#comment-328 John Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:52:49 +0000 http://www.head-trip.org/?p=19#comment-328 It's about time someone addressed this. I recently moved to Cali and the 24 Hour Fitness I go to here has more naked old men standing around shooting the shit than any other gym I went to in Philly. The worst. It’s about time someone addressed this. I recently moved to Cali and the 24 Hour Fitness I go to here has more naked old men standing around shooting the shit than any other gym I went to in Philly. The worst.

]]> By: Adam http://www.head-trip.org/?p=19&cpage=1#comment-53 Adam Thu, 21 Jan 2010 04:02:59 +0000 http://www.head-trip.org/?p=19#comment-53 Glad I could follow the Bro Code so closely. Thank you, Barney... and BeeBall. Glad I could follow the Bro Code so closely. Thank you, Barney… and BeeBall.

]]> By: BeeBall http://www.head-trip.org/?p=19&cpage=1#comment-52 BeeBall Thu, 21 Jan 2010 03:58:36 +0000 http://www.head-trip.org/?p=19#comment-52 THE BRO CODE If you're a female reading this, it's all a joke. There isn't really a Bro Code, it's all fiction. ARTICLE 6 A Bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of other Bros in a gym locker room. Corollary: If a Bro gets naked in the locker room, all other Bros shall pretend that nothing out of the ordinary is happening while, at the same time, immediately averting their eyes. When i doubt, remember the old adage: "If a towel drops to the floor, so should your eyes." ARTICLE 27 A Bro never removes his shirt in front of other Bros, unless at a resort pool or the beach. Corollary: A Bro with a coat of fur on his back keeps that thing covered at all times, even at a resort pool or the beach. Sorry, Bro. Now you may be thinking these rules don't apply because they are old guys and not Bros. Please refer to Article 60, somewhat loosely. ARTICLE 60 A Bro shall honor thy father and mother, for they were once a Bro and a chick. However, a Bro never thinks of them in that capacity. P.S. There really is a Bro Code. This is down here because we know men are smarter than women and won't read all the way to the bottom. I lied above to uphold Article 4: A Bro never divulges the existence of the Bro Code to a woman. It is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason ... no, not even that reason. THE BRO CODE
If you’re a female reading this, it’s all a joke. There isn’t really a Bro Code, it’s all fiction.

ARTICLE 6
A Bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of other Bros in a gym locker room. Corollary: If a Bro gets naked in the locker room, all other Bros shall pretend that nothing out of the ordinary is happening while, at the same time, immediately averting their eyes. When i doubt, remember the old adage: “If a towel drops to the floor, so should your eyes.”

ARTICLE 27
A Bro never removes his shirt in front of other Bros, unless at a resort pool or the beach. Corollary: A Bro with a coat of fur on his back keeps that thing covered at all times, even at a resort pool or the beach. Sorry, Bro.

Now you may be thinking these rules don’t apply because they are old guys and not Bros. Please refer to Article 60, somewhat loosely.

ARTICLE 60
A Bro shall honor thy father and mother, for they were once a Bro and a chick. However, a Bro never thinks of them in that capacity.

P.S. There really is a Bro Code. This is down here because we know men are smarter than women and won’t read all the way to the bottom. I lied above to uphold Article 4: A Bro never divulges the existence of the Bro Code to a woman. It is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason … no, not even that reason.

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